Happy Birthday, Keanu. I want to take you to karaoke and sing Belinda Carlisle songs to you for hours.
Or whatever.
Can I date this guy for the rest of my life?
#iaskforsolittle
Keanu is 46.
There are so many issues this brings up for me I feel like only a very strong drink might help, but I already know that, this one time, #BUZZER#. Wrong.
SO WEIRD THOUGH.